October 2011
1 post
September 2011
4 posts
Travel Bug
My impending trip to New Orleans for an old bosses wedding has sort of stirred my old travel bug. I’ve never been to New Orleans, although I kind of have a love/hate thing going on with people in the Gulf area because of my job. I am kind of exciting about exploring the storied city, but I hope anything having to do with my work escapes all conversation. Now that I’m traveling there, I...
Call me old fashioned but no phone call is “chat away while pooping at work” important. Especially in French. I hope they like flushing noises.
August 2011
1 post
How I sleep at night
http://www.rainymood.com/ http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4 http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
July 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
November 2010
2 posts
Insomniaaaaaaaaaaah!
http://www.verbatim.jp/senshuken/?id=4058851
Stumbleupon is like crack. This has been the source of my lack of sleep today. I wonder what the internet will bring me tomorrow.
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
1 post
June 2010
3 posts
My Life
Tonight a friend of mine for the last seven years invited me out for some celebration beers since he had a job interview early the morning after my graduation party and was unable to make it. Great, thought i, an excuse to hang out with an old friend and get a few drinks. Unbeknown to me, he had been drinking prior to meeting me. The five shots in two hours may have had some part in the future...
Woooo!
School is out for summer. School is out forever. I completed college, and have successfully graduated. So it may have taken me five years of actively taking classes (seven years enrolled) to finish… whatever.
I did it. I’m happy. Now i have to find a fucking job. Fun weekend afoot, at the very least.
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
2 posts
Neti Pot
Using the Neti Pot for the first time, I can comfortably say that i’ve now been waterboarded. My nose is so stuffed up that it wouldn’t really come out the other nostril so much as build up pressure in my ears and go down the back of my throat.
when it did come out my nose i got to see a rainbow of fun colors though. a good family activity.
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
oh hey, a Tumblr... I used to write on one of...
So I kind of forgot about you Tumblr. I’m sorry.
I’ve been busy, okay? Being in my last semester of college is tough, and having a girlfriend in the hospital takes up some of my time too, you know? God, i’m not making excuses Tumblr, i’m just saying other things can eat up my time OTHER THAN YOU. Stop raising your voice. Stop making everything about you.
Okay, Okay,...
January 2010
2 posts
Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
– Archimedes (ca. 235 bc)
December 2009
6 posts
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new...
– Benjamin Frankiln (via rulesformyunbornson)
Wired Campus - The Chronicle of Higher Education →
I’m torn on this.
1) that is sort of what you get for adding people you don’t know on facebook.
2) that is what you get for posting pictures of yourself drinking.
3) that is what you get for calling a number from a mysterious person and then going in to the police station after you find out it is the cops.
4) how fucking fascist can you get. The cops have gone out of their way to...
If Prego can acknowledge that their jar looks less appealing than their competition, and that their competition is getting buyers simply because their jar looks better… why would they make an ad campaign about how people prefer their sauce to the other guy’s jar? Why not just make a better looking jar.
November 2009
1 post
Remember kids...
My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!
October 2009
12 posts
philoconn:
sowhatifilikeprettythings:
I’ve only drank 2 gallons of apple cider this season. I don’t know what is wrong with me. I’m normally up to at least 5 by now!
just finished my 1st gallon
Apple Cider is nature’s broom. Think about it.
The Marriage Saga.
I recently received a bill from VCU for $3,200. This is stupid and wrong because I qualified for financial aid and shouldn’t be paying a fucking cent. After some research I discovered that i failed to qualify for financial aid this year because i neglected to mail in a copy of my spouses W2s and Tax Returns for 2008.
Silly me, right? I don’t have a fucking spouse. I’m not...
September 2009
11 posts
i just sneezed directly into a fan. it is going to be one of those days.
i like my electronic cigarette. i have met a kindly old man that sells the liquid here in richmond. he makes the flavors himself. i’m pretty happy.
“watching Hitler and [squirter] porn. happy birthday to me.”
-My brother. 2:51pm
I like you a lot, lot. I think you are hot, hot.
philoconn:
via {unknown} in regards to me
should’ve heard it sung(sang?) aloud
I will always sing you this song. Deal.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!!!